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    There's a cute little puppy named Milton Hernandes looking for a new home.

    And he's bringing along his trusty red Swingline stapler.

    also he isn't potty trained.

    he's kind of loud, barks a lot.

    Since trading seems to be open (judging on the two deals up in council), and I'm interested in at the bare minimum seeing what kind of offers this guy pulls in, I'm putting him on the block.

    PM me (highly preferred) or if necessary get me on AIM (McKainius is the name), but keep in mind that I don't wake up until 9 PM EST these days, so you're not likely to get me through AIM.

    I'm looking for prospects, prospects, and prospects and so on and so forth.

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    Is he more of the type that humps a stranger's leg, or does he chew on furniture?
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    8pm? What on earth do you do during the middle of the night?

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    PM sent.
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    He plays poker
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    Yeah, pretty much, I gamble for a few hours.

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    Looking like I've got pretty much a done deal unless something changes in the next 12 hours or so (until I... wake up).

    I know you guys want him, you know you guys want him.

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    And he's tentatively found a home.

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    A home... in... Hell?
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    You could say that. Wouldn't be too inaccurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McKain
    You could say that. Wouldn't be too inaccurate.
    OH GOD NO
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    Guy I was dealing him for died, so Milton's looking for a new home, though I'm working with the original GM to work out a deal.

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