S3SL Round 1 Free Agent Signings

[OrioleMagic]

Aww, how cute. But I've lost plenty of playoff series, and could give a shit about losing more. I've lost to you, the Yankees, Red Sox, Indians, Twins, White Sox, and probably more. Fact is, I've been there, and done that.

Signed
2-time S3SL Champ
10-time AL West Division Winner
7-time 100-game winner

Sabermetrician

oooooOOOOOO, you are sooo HUGE!

[OrioleMagic]

Martin Deshong is so much a scrub, he would fit in on my rebuilding team.... nah... that is even too much of a scrub for me right now

Signed
2007 S3SL Champ
7-Time AL East Champ
2-Time AL WildCard

Rebuilding team with the #6 farm system:

The first sentence is true. He will achieve his purpose in Philly.

Sincerely,

Rebuilding team with the #2 farm system.

[Halladay_is_God]

I want a S3SL world series ring, TSSL is 2nd rate

Martin Deshong is so much a scrub, he would fit in on my rebuilding team.... nah... that is even too much of a scrub for me right now

Signed
2007 S3SL Champ
7-Time AL East Champ
2-Time AL WildCard

I hope we can battle it out for the division again Dave, my business with you isn't finished.

[Slyder]

Rebuilding team with the #6 farm system:

The first sentence is true. He will achieve his purpose in Philly.

Sincerely,

Rebuilding team with the #2 farm system.

Gotta make that system work and make it, can't always rely on spects. Many have found out the hard way...

[browntown653]

I don't know why this became an issue, it's a $333,000 contract.

[realmofotalk]

I don't mind you calling Deshong a scrub

No, actually, you did mind.

[HafDawg2003]

Oriole, my friend, ya gotta get thick skin.

[albbla2000mu]

I don't know why this became an issue, it's a $333,000 contract.

...agreed

as Diamond Dave would say...
Signed,
WS Champion
2 WS appearances
9 time division champs
1 WC

...basically Martin cost 33k, the minimum is 300k. So, no big deal.

[perforatededge54]

As a former World Series winning GM, I think you're all stupid and incapable of running your teams.

Love,

2008 World Champion GM

[OrioleMagic]

Oriole, my friend, ya gotta get thick skin.

Ok... aside from the first response to realmofo's post... I have been laughing my a$$ off.
Let's look on the bright side, we are all checking in every couple of hours to keep this thread going.

[DiamondDave]

Rebuilding team with the #6 farm system:

The first sentence is true. He will achieve his purpose in Philly.

Sincerely,

Rebuilding team with the #2 farm system.

Bub.... after being on top so long and having the #29 or #30 draft pick for about 10 seasons... it is a miracle my team's farm is like it is...

oh... and let us not go into championships in other leagues.... I really don't think you want to go there... trust me


Look.... you got a rash of crap because you signed him for 3 years at basically a million bucks.... when he clearly is probably no better than you have in a 28 year old in any farm system in this league... and then complained when someone called this guy a scrub (and rightfully so)... then on top of that decided to go in the direction of 'talk to me when you have a WS'.... and with those of us in here with season upon season of experience, probably was not the best play.... and after you type it, not much chance for a mulligan around here

[DiamondDave]

I want a S3SL world series ring, TSSL is 2nd rate




I hope we can battle it out for the division again Dave, my business with you isn't finished.

Soon, my friend and longtime rival.... soon... we will be at each other's OOTP throats

[Witlon]

*sigh* One world series? You guys suck.

Your God,
2013 WS Champion
2017 WS Champion

[browntown653]

I really don't want to get involved in this.

Signed,
2006 NL Central champ with the Brewers who were subsequently swept out of the first round

[Saber]

Two rings. Count 'em.

Also, I am huge. How many other GMs in this league go to law school? In Malibu?