S3SL 2017 Free Agency: Round 3 (8/9 at 11:30 PM EST to 8/10 at 10 PM EST

[Hammer]

i just need one guy to sign with me. and i dont even really need it... its a luxury, since my lineup is filled whether he signs or not.

[Fishercat]

COUGH THE BEAST COUGH

what?

[Hammer]

close but no cigar my offer is to the immortal camilo rivera

its no secret that jorge is my guy... considering what im offering, i wish he wouldve jumped at the oppurtunity to sign a bit quicker, but washington is holding him up i suppose.

[Hammer]

mission should randomly start upping the ages of guys too. how hilarious would it be if carlos gonzales turns out to be 45.

....

[Fishercat]

Hammer, if you let Washington get him, I'm trading my entire roster to Baltimore or Boston in spite. (And yes, I'm kidding, thank God)

And mission really needs to do that to one of the foreign players, say his birth certificate was fraudulent or read wrong.

We all know that Cortes is simply Julio Franco in disguise, so he's 58.

[Halladay_is_God]

Hammer, if you let Washington get him, I'm trading my entire roster to Baltimore or Boston in spite. (And yes, I'm kidding, thank God)

And mission really needs to do that to one of the foreign players, say his birth certificate was fraudulent or read wrong.

We all know that Cortes is simply Julio Franco in disguise, so he's 58.

that would be so funny to see Tony Pena is really 35

[Hammer]

if ramirez takes washington's offer, it will be through no fault of my own... hes just a hater who didnt want to be a yankee in that case, because the years and dollar signs are there.

[McKain]

I woke up 33 minutes before the deadline.

I am good.

[Kingdom]

Maybe Ramirez will say, eh, Aybar is in my way where on the other hand, Washington only has the next Alex Cora in his way.

[Fishercat]

OK, 15 minutes or so?


it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

CHORUS:
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world

[Hammer]

a guy like ramirez... nobody is in his way. you find a way to get his bat in the lineup.

plus im just gonna put him at short anyway, and put aybar at 3rd, because even though hes pitiful there, romeo fritsch played 3rd most of last season and committed like 45 errors (not literally, but if he played 150 games, he may have been on pace for it), so he cant be much of a downgrade anyway.

[Hammer]

hey hey i didnt even notice mission upped the deadline an hour... last night the deadline was 11. god bless mission !

[Fishercat]

It was. Yay for mission

[General]

Boo creepy foot doctor

HOORAY MISH!

[Fishercat]

It's past 10 and mission's not here...he's not coming...is he...

*starts crying*