grant wish thread

[777rak]

Granted, but your thumbs fall off after you win MVP 05.

I wish the Lakers had kept its 1978 1st rounder and drafted Larry Bird.

"my thumbs falls off"


granted but Larry Bird tells the te Lakers he does want to play for them



I wish I had more post on this fourm

[BuckFoston]

Granted but everyone would hate you.

I wish I would get 1,000,000,000,000,000 Now.

[realmofotalk]

Granted but since you didn't clarify 1,000,000,000,000,000 in terms of what, I suggest you go into hiding like Cecil Fielder. NOW.

I wish I had A-Rod's salary.

[General]

Granted, but it would be in Soviet Rubles (AKA, useless).

I wish I could pitch like John Smoltz in his prime and never get injured/tired.

[aTrUeCUBsFaN]

Granted, but you are banned from MLB, and can only pitch in the independent leagues.

I wish I were the starting center fielder for the Notre Dame softball team.

[realmofotalk]

Granted, but you commit more fielding errors than Aramis Ramirez and Todd Walker combined. (I resisted from granting physical harm to a girl.)

I wish I had Arod's salary in LEGAL United States money with the business savvy of Warren Buffet.

[Lynch]

You are, but it's the team from Notre Dame, Puerto Rico and they haven't won a game in 10 years. Good luck.



I wish sports franchises would never relocate due to flakey ownershit holding cities hostage until they get what they want or leaving because they "got a better offer".

[awefullspellare]

Granted, but now most of the teams go bankrupt.

I wish Reno 911 Season 3 started tomorrow.

[bipster]

I wish I had Arod's salary in LEGAL United States money with the business savvy of Warren Buffet.

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life in a rubber room with no windows.

Just had to go back and get that one

[bipster]

Granted, but now most of the teams go bankrupt.

I wish Reno 911 Season 3 started tomorrow.

Granted, but your cable goes out at the very moment every one of those shows come on.

I wish I was the best at everything.

[BuckFoston]

Granted but you would be the worst at everything.

I wish I knew where I wanted to go and eat tonight.

[awefullspellare]

Granted, but that was 2 weeks ago so it's too late now.

I wish it wasn't almost 4 AM.

[BuckFoston]

Granted but it would be 5:00 A.M.

I wish that I met Derek Jeter.

[awefullspellare]

Granted, but he hits on you.

I wish I was BuckFoston.

[realmofotalk]

Granted, but you are banned from strike3forums for copying other posters' threads and being a Yankee fan.

I wish Dwyane Wade was the Lakers' point guard.