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San Francisco GiantsWait, Shawn Wooten is NOT a fat white guy?
Wait, Shawn Wooten is NOT a fat white guy?
"Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic
The guy I saw was fit and black. I mean, I coulda understood a Tony Eusabio copy, but this guy was athletic looking.
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The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
There must be 2 Shawn Wooten's then. I'm talking about an ex-Philly C/3B
"Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic
It's funny that Saber brought all this up. I envisioned him as some insanely obese white dude. Kind of like the gluttony guy from Se7en.
Ok, now I'm confused. Who the Hell was I watching in that spring training game.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Until I saw his picture, I thought he mighta looked like Comic Book Guy.Originally Posted by MarinersFan87
"Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic
I could see Saber as more of Kevin Spacey's character, up till McKain talks about Saber banging drunk chicks.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
"Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic
No, that is just who Saber aspires to be.
Then, there was someone on the twins spring training roster that had a name similar to Wooten's. I AM NOT INSANE AND SEEING THINGS.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
CBG rocks, as does Saber.
Until his rookie season, I thought Laynce Nix was black.I had no idea that Ryan Howard was black. Really, I never thought about it. I always imagined a hulking white slugger a la Thome or Giambi.
Word on the playground is that Vlad just hired this dude to deal with the hassle of that whole speaking thing:Does Vladimir Guerrero speak any language? I've never heard him say anything at all.
And too bad for anyone who needs a 1B in a new OOTP league. Top five ratings usually but a contract that repeatedly hits you in the crotch for years to come.Todd Helton is going to be a real tough Hall of Fame case. His career is the direct inverse of Sandy Koufax. Too bad the Rockies get to find out as they pay him 35 kajillion dollars for the next 76 years.
Word.Barry Bonds was a Hall of Fame player even if you ended his career with the 2000 season. Deal with that too.
Listen to the man folks. Saber wouldn't steer you wrong.Women actually like when you act like an insensitive jerk. Try it and see.
No no, they're sober, Saber's the one who's drunk.
I've learned more about wine from Saber's ramblings than most people will *ever* know about wine.
Anyone know if Dan Uggla is black or white? I had to look it up just right now to find out...
Here's a picture of Dan Uggla.
Prolly white or European. Another one that had me was Nate McLouth, swore he'd be black.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
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