Jamie Moyer is a freak of nature

[missionhockey21]

How many 47 year old professional athletes exist? Let alone are relevant outside of the fact of them being a 47 year old professional athlete. Moyer defied all expectations of what his body is capable of by tossing a two hit shutout against the Braves, becoming the oldest player to toss one.

Moyer was drafted before 80% of this forum was even alive. He got out hitters who weren't even alive when he debut in the bigs.

And what did Moyer have to say about his feat after the game?

"Cool, just doing my job."

Awesome.

[Halladay_is_God]

for a player of any sport at that age to remain up there, gordie howe only comes to mind

[Kingdom]

Jamie Moyer was around when Wooly Mammoths were the most hunted animal on Earth.

Jamie Moyer is so old, he's DiamondDave's great-grandfather.

Jamie Moyer invented fire.

[DirtyKash]

Jamie Moyer's social security number is 000000001

[missionhockey21]

Jamie Moyer after sparking the first instance of fire: "Cool, just doing my job."

[Kingdom]

And it was the slowest fire ever.

[missionhockey21]

Yeah, but his fires when he was young were just as slow as the fires he had when he was older.

[Kingdom]

Actually, that first fire is still burning.

[mntwinsfan]

The old man is getting the job done still.