This isn't like any other Game 7. It's the Evil Empire vs. the Evil Nation, game 7, for everything in the world. Unfortunately CC Sabathia, Josh Beckett, and Jon Lester were locked in a vault that was dropped in a deep sea. So these two teams are left with...
John Lackey (6.30 ERA, 1.59 WHIP, roughly 15,000 Lackey faces thrown at his teammates)
vs.
AJ Burnett (5.27 ERA, 1.45 WHIP, roughly 900,000 weird exchanges as he comes to the dug out after being pulled)
And unfortunately, the game couldn't be played in New York or Boston, so they moved it to Colorado. Mmmm, thin air baby. To make matters worse, the Ump crew consists of the FOUR stingiest and tightest in the game.
Who ya got?