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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    Maybe you did. Booze, coke, questionable women, garbage trucks.. it all points to you. You Hammer!

    But Cashman told you to invite Pedroia and Youkilis, not ARod and his mom.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    "and how he got the money to finance them."

    theyre rich. if a poor schmuck like me organized it, then i could see why its a mystery.


    Obviously, you didn't read it. The guy putting the poker games on didn't use his own money.

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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    youre absolutely correct, i did not read it.

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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito View Post
    Maybe you did. Booze, coke, questionable women, garbage trucks.. it all points to you. You Hammer!

    But Cashman told you to invite Pedroia and Youkilis, not ARod and his mom.
    i wanted reddick and ellsbury, but cashman wouldnt budge. so to spite him, i grabbed arod and his mom. but youre right... that all but spells out my entire life.

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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    ARod and his mom spells out your life? ...shit.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    yep, brought that one on myself.

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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    What's Mrs. Rod like?
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    HOT... though it got a touch awkward when she took her teeth out

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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    So the smoothest blow job you've ever had
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    Quote Originally Posted by Tobywan View Post
    Obviously, you didn't read it. The guy putting the poker games on didn't use his own money.
    If he uses his own money, that would make him a schmuck, now would it?

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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    A Schmuck either way, but considering it is bad enough to embezzle money from a hedge fund to finance these events(which is illegal in the first place) then lose the money on top of it? Basically, he is financing and paying off winnings with stolen money from investors, what investigators probably want to know is did the actors and sports figures KNOW how and where the money was obtained or are they just even bigger schmucks?

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    Re: Oh no!! ARod played poker

    That was a tongue-in-cheek remark by me. I'm aware that the guy was basically robbing Peter to pay Paul.
    Last edited by realmofotalk; 08-08-2011 at 09:11 PM.

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