Soriano, or Ramirez to the Mets?

[BaseballFanatic]

PLEASE JUST VIEW THIS WHOLE WEB PAGE:

Newspaper articles on Soriano and Manny Ramirez

[awefullspellare]

Well they sure seem desperate. Mabye it will happen.

[browntown653]

Oh God, more Manny-to-the-Mets rumors. Lemme guess the projected trade:

Mets get:
Manny Ramirez
Entrance to the Green Monster
Some random Dominican guy from AA
Johnny Damon's World Series Game 2 Wig

Red Sox get:
Carlos Beltran
Cliff Floyd
Doug Meintienaitnetosnfse
Aaron Heilman
Yusmero Petit
Player to be named later (aka Braden Looper)

Omar Minaya then rejoices because he gets 2 Dominican dandies in exchange for only 1 (Carlos Beltran). Boston sticks Floyd in LF, Beltran plays RF during Nixon's absence and then DHs, Doug M disappears, Heilman becomes the setup man, Petit demands a trade to the Yankees to join Hideo Nomo, and Braden Looper is designated for assignment, then picked up by the Yankees as their 5th starter.

[BaseballFanatic]

are you talking about?

[awefullspellare]

He's saying it won't happen I think.

[Timah]

lol on SC they said it is prolly gonna happen