Starting Lineup:
1) A. Gaspers LF 8-9-6-3-10
2) J. Graham 2B 9-8-7-5-9
3) M. Shisler DH 9-9-9-6-7
4) B. Durso 1B 9-4-8-7-6
5) N. Johnson CA 8-10-6-5-6
6) C. Eaves RF 7-9-6-4-6
7) M. Smith 3B 8-7-6-4-6
8) S. Garner CF 8-7-9-5-6
9) J. Swart SS 7-7-4-4-7

Bench:
C Angry German Kid, 6-7-5-6-5
1B Vincent Patel 7-10-4-5-5
2B Edward Rittenhouse 6-6-5-6-7
OF James Carter 6-9-3-8-4

Rotation:
1) John Andreu 7-8-7
2) Jose Mendez 6-9-7
3) William Tinkle 6-7-6
4) Serafin Oliva Jr. 6-7-7
5) Perry Villalon 3-7-9

Bullpin:
Houston Burd 10-7-9
Curt Rollins 9-8-6
Bob McMorrow 9-8-6
William "Get the Stretcher" Fletcher 9-9-5
Louis "Click" Clack 6-5-8


My co-de facto GM's Andrew Friedman and Farhan Zaidi will take your questions, comments, and complaints, and try to answer them the best they can: with wordy, vague, and ambiguous Fedspeak.