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  1. 03-25-2015 02:38 PM #91
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    Date: Sunday, 5/14/2060
    Subject: My role in this team
    Sir,
    I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
    I want a spot in the rotation, I think
    I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
    elsewhere!

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    I'm sorry, John, but I'm not familiar with that position. Is a "reliver" referring to reincarnation? What does that have to do with baseball?
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    I really need to move some more pieces, a bunch of pms are out there.

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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    Quote Originally Posted by Providence A's View Post
    I'm sorry, John, but I'm not familiar with that position. Is a "reliver" referring to reincarnation? What does that have to do with baseball?
    Reliver and fava beans
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    Ge is progressing nicely.
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom View Post
    Ge is progressing nicely.
    Why is he in this league? And why is he actually good?
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    Why is the sky blue? Where do babies come from? Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    You know if people hate auction threads so much, why can't I get a response to a pm
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    that was my thought


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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFan View Post
    Why is he in this league? And why is he actually good?
    He's had talent boosts
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    He only boosted what was already good.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    I love getting the 12th guy on my big board at 22.
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    I think I'm going to set some kind of record when I have Weihenstephaner Hefeweiibier and Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Hebert Camacho in the same rotation.
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo View Post
    I think I'm going to set some kind of record when I have Weihenstephaner Hefeweiibier and Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Hebert Camacho in the same rotation.
    I hope your uniform sewer is paid by the letter.
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo View Post
    I think I'm going to set some kind of record when I have Weihenstephaner Hefeweiibier and Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Hebert Camacho in the same rotation.
    I hope your uniform seamster is paid by the letter.
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    Re: 2060 Thread of nonsense and non sequiturs

    Quote Originally Posted by Slyder View Post
    I hope your uniform seamster is paid by the letter.
    Are you paid by the post?
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