2044 St Louis Cardinals: Who the eff are these bums with Musial?

[Porter]

Lineup vs L and R
2B Daniel Starrett (6-8-5-7-7, 8-10-10 speed)
LF Orellana (8-7-7-3-6)
RF Musial (8-9-7-5-10)
1B White (7-8-7-6-7)
CF Alvarez (7-7-8-4-6 vs R)/Harris (7-6-8-6-6, 6-10-10 speed vs L)
CA Ayers (8-6-5-4-6)
SS Li (7-7-6-4-6)
3B Banas (5-8-6-5-7)

Bench
Trust me its bad.

Rotation
Christen (6-7-8)
Ikeda (5-8-10)
Wynn (10-4-9)
Rockwood (7-7-7)
Friend (6-6-6)

Mopup
Ibanez (5-7-6)
Capra (8-7-6)

Middle
Sherrer (6-7-8, 7-8-8 potential)
Baez (5-8-7)
Cruz (6-8-4, 9-9-3 potential)
Ibanez

Setup
Cruz
Ibanez

Closer
Robertson (6-6-9, 9-7-9 potential)

Outlook: The pitching staff is Capra (37) and a bunch of young guys. The hitters are Musial and White and pray for rain. Daniel Starrett and William Capra return home to St Louis to tell the kids what it was like to win the title in 2036 and 2037. Bob Friend was 13 years old the last time the Cards won the big one.

[Kingdom]

You have bananas at 3B?

[Porter]

I have no other true 3B.

[Kingdom]

I bet his 'splits' are great.

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