Used car specialist & current NFL owner “Red lemon McCombs” has secretly expressed interest in buying some twins. No, not those voluptuous Barbie twins, the soft hittin’ no pitchin’ all ready behind by 5 games Minnesota Twins. Never short of angles, the “tin pusher” is planning to pounce on the Twins as soon as the stadium bill passes. Down to his last 2 billion, Carl “cheapskate” Pohlad is more than willing to get grifted by “the dirty Texan”. Red figures to move in quick as the window of opportunity will be small. Once the deal is done, Red will get his outdoor stadium and guess what? Yup, the Purple has their new building! The Twins are homeless! YEE HAW, he done roped us again!