The House of Porterhouse Slants

This is the point of the season where fans either crown them champions or lets blow up the team. We are 6 or 7 games in people!

9. Martin Prado leads the ML with a .542 batting average. How long before TBS or TNT have live look-ins in the middle of their Office re-airs?

8. Houston's offense found new levels of inept. You know its bad when one team scores as many runs in ONE INNING as you have all season. But there's always the NBA Playoffs... oh damn.

7. Casey Janssen has more wins than the Mariners, Angels, White Sox or Dodgers. He also has as many wins as the Red Sox. CJ just crashed his bike into a wall somewhere after this tidbit.

6. The Jays, led by the resurgence or kidnapping of Vernon Wells or Alex Gonzalez, lead the AL East. Roy Halladay would still shut them out if they faced off right now.

5. Jason Heyward might strikeout a lot this season (leads the league with nine others with 9), but Milton Bradley will lead the league in broken bats and water coolers.

4. Hey Anaheim, is Vlad Guerrero still washed up? Currently hitting 12 for 24 and still hitting balls of the dirt, the third base line and the upper deck.

3. This just in, Roy Halladay is really that f'n good. The secret is out.

2. Raise your hand if you had the Oakland A's leading the AL in runs scored this week. I bet you not even Prov saw that one coming.

1. Charlie Haeger leads the ML in K/9 with an 18.00 k/9. Who knew his overpowering stuff would have that much effect.