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Austin Barnes, not Yasmani Grandal, is catching for #Dodgers today.
So NOW you put in Barnes...after the disaster. Fuck you, Davey.
Whatever, I expect today to be the going-through-the-motions drubbing, because the Dodgers have the resilience of a twink eating a bowl of dicks.
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realmofotalk
Machado has talent, but he just showed what a bum he is when it counts. Striking out on a ball 10 feet outside that rolls to the backstop? Good luck to the team that throws $300 million at him.
$300 mil? Dude your off by $100 mil+... Machado is getting $400+ mil in the FA market
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Henry Silvestre
$300 mil? Dude your off by $100 mil+... Machado is getting $400+ mil in the FA market
Not sure what you're trying to get at here. If you're trolling because you think I want Machado back, my post made it clear what I think about that.
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Dave Roberts is why the Dodgers lost and why Trump won. I hope the fucking nerds all get the lifetime ban that's coming to them, so we can finally get a real coach instead of the current Affirmative Action project.
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Fucking Dodgers and their uppercut swings resulting in useless pop outs are pissing me off to no end.
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Can't even keep the score close enough for the Brewers to use Hader, so he'll get to shut us down for like 5 innings tomorrow. I hate this fucking team so much.
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Our bats are dead. We're fucked even if Buehler doesn't shit his pants again.
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"Everyone talking about Hader like he’s the difference. The Dodgers can’t hit ANY of these guys."
That just makes me feel even worse.
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Why did he take Hader out? Should have pitched til his arm fell off.
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Yeah, that or should have gone to Woodruff or Knebel next. Can we have Jeffress pitch for Boston in the World Series, please?
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But seriously, the Dodgers pretty much need Boston's relievers to shit all over themselves in order to have a prayer, because replace Ohio State and the CFP in the following with Boston and the World Series and the feeling is the same.
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I like how last year going into the CFP the running narrative was how Ohio State didn't even belong in it and it was a crime that they were in over TCU and Baylor and how lucky they were. But now that they won the title suddenly they're the unstoppable force everyone in the media knew they were all along and I have a better chance of hitting both the Powerball and Mega Millions jackpots in the same week than Ohio State has in not repeating as champs.
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realmofotalk
But seriously, the Dodgers pretty much need Boston's relievers to shit all over themselves in order to have a prayer, because replace Ohio State and the CFP in the following with Boston and the World Series and the feeling is the same.
But Boston didn't win the WS last year and everyone's expecting them to win it going into this year.
When I wrote that it was about the CFP that Ohio State won but going into it it was a crime against humanity that they were even in the playoffs. But since they won it they were suddenly the unstoppable powerhouse going into the following season.
The only real parallel is that people are hyping them as champs before the games are played, but the circumstances are nowhere near the same.
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Yeah, I know. I just wanted to make the point that I have a better chance at winning the Powerball and Mega Millions jackpots in the same week than the Red Sox have in not winning the WS.
As if those fuckers don't need any more help to win, Dave Roberts gift wraps the W for them with his utterly clueless managing. Take out one of your top relievers who is dominating for the guy who has already given up 2 bombs this postseason? What the fuck did Roberts think was going to happen? How fucking retarded is that?
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Henry Silvestre
$300 mil? Dude your off by $100 mil+... Machado is getting $400+ mil in the FA market
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realmofotalk
Not sure what you're trying to get at here. If you're trolling because you think I want Machado back, my post made it clear what I think about that.
Yeah, he trolling. It seems every third of his posts at the UT is to predict the doomsday offseason scenario for the Dodgers. KERSHAW OPTS OUT OF HIS $35MM AAV BARGAIN CONTRACT, MANNY SIGNS FOR A TRILLION DOLLARS ELSEWHERE. PADRES TRADE FOR MIKE TROUT, JACOB DEGROM, KEVIN DURANT, LIONEL MESSI, AND THE ILLUMINATI...WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME...ROCKSTAR GM FOREVER!
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This just fucking sucks right now, having lost the WS 2 years in a row. I'll never hear the end of it from fucking Giants fans, Padres fans, Dbags fans, Rockies fans, and other fans of every goddamn team who'd rather keep hating L.A. than hating the entitled assholes who support the Red Sox, Patriots, and Celtics and will rub it in your face every time they win.