The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

[realmofotalk]

Puig pimp watches his 3-run homer that broke open a 2-1 game and hears about it from that puto Wilmer Flores after rounding first base, and mouths back "Fuck you." Haha.

I like how Wilmer doesn't have a problem when his boy Cespedes pimps his home run in a 10-0 blowout.

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Yoenis Cespedes was steaming mad at Yasiel Puig last night. Jose Reyes said he's never seen Cespedes so upset. #Mets

GIFs of Cespedes bat flips in 3...2...

[BuckFoston]

Dodgers can't lose and the Yankees can't win. Only thing that is bringing me joy right now is watching the Giants be one of the worst teams in baseball.

[realmofotalk]

That Dodgers comeback was nuts. Five runs on four wild pitches by Ottavino? And Kenley Jansen doubling in a run off Greg Holland?

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Of course now watch the Dodgers sleep through these 4 games against Ricky Nolasco and the Angels. And then against the Pads.

[realmofotalk]

I need another Rich Hill start like I need another ulcer.

[dgfred]

Haha... pity the fool that runs on Puig. Or... pity the Calhoun.

[realmofotalk]

Oh look, the Cardinals are bending over again for a division foe of the Dodgers. Assholes. Always.

[realmofotalk]

How sad it is that I totally saw Grandal throwing that ball away to lose it. It's like watching the Challenger lift off and sensing something was wrong right before it exploded.

[realmofotalk]

Someone made a good point:
"Utley isn't a first baseman. Roberts got too cute with this game. Bellinger at first, Kike at SS and Taylor in LF. Jansen in the 9th."

That's the story of Robert's managerial tenure. Too cute with decisions. Who the fuck else orders two IBBs to load the bases just to force the Cubs to pinch hit for Aroldis Chapman?

[realmofotalk]

The All Stars have been announced, and Brad Hand is the lone Padres representative. Oof! At least Chargers training camp is right around the corner.

[HollywoodLeo]

Makes sense. Their best player plays a crowded position.

[realmofotalk]

Makes sense. Their best player plays a crowded position.

Doesn't he also play the outfield? I mean, not very well if he had to be moved to first, but the All Star Game is back to being an exhibition game.

[realmofotalk]

Oh great, Luis "2 ER in 0.1 IP" Avilan ruins a rare quality start from Blisterman. I'm so sick of this fucking team relying on garbage like Luis Avilan, Josh Fields, Sergio Homo, and Chris Fucking Hatcher.

[realmofotalk]

Haha, there's the old Fernando Rodney we all know and love. That negro looked like he wanted to cry after that.