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Watching Albert Pujols try to run is so painful.
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Wow. Jose Berrios looks like he has figured out.. So far at least.
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Cody Bellinger homers off A.J. Ramos, next pitch from Ramos drills Brett Eibner on the ribs. Either Ramos or Mattingly (if was him who ordered it) thought it was good idea to do that with their best hitter Stanton due to bat first in the next inning.
Video: https://streamable.com/t/lsi5p?r=t
Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread
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Great. Kershaw's wild pitch rolls to the backstop because Grandal can't find the ball, and Grichuk scores from second to send it to extras. I just know the Cards are gonna score like 5 in one inning to win it.
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Broxton continuing to throw scoreless innings against the Dodgers is just the baseball gods' way of shitting on us.
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This must be how the Angry Nintendo Nerd feels when he landed the plane on the carrier in Top Gun.
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Rich Hill is a fucking joke. Three more years of Blister Watch and shitty brief outings? Fuck my life.
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He was trying to 'stretch out' his arm from the start of the second inning... probably headed to the DL.
Just about every pitch was high as snoop dog.
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When you see him licking his fingers after every pitch, you know the blister is back.
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Chris Taylor has gained more power!
Chris Taylor has taken his game to the next level!
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Wood and McCarthy throw shutouts against the Cubs, which only means Kershaw will give up like 10 runs today because the baseball gods are dicks like that.
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My favorite thing coming out of this Bryce Harper brawl is watching Buster Posey just slowly slither away lol
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Giants' Buster Posey stayed out of bench brawl because it was 'a little dangerous.' https://t.co/bM7nzfgw5Y https://t.co/kVsOChF6Yv
You wear protective gear, Buster. It's why a catcher steps in to defend his pitcher.
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Being a catcher in the past... I am not sure where I stand on this one. Usually... it is the perfect spot to be in to stop the fight before it starts or to slam the guy headed for the mound. But... if he disagreed with the whole thing then he likely let it be known that it was a stupid reason (whatever it was) to hit the guy.
I just wish one of the two actually knew how to fight or throw a punch. Jeez.
Funny was seeing Sarmajia (sp) chest slam his own guy. Was watching the game at the time... and called my wife in there to watch the replays. All she would ask about was why many had such long hair. Haha.