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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    Twins are 5-1 and the Dbacks are 6-1..
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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

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    Dodgers' projected record: 3-159
    4-158.

    Bases loaded with no outs, and Pederson pops out to shallow right field, and Toles grounds into a double play. Pathetic, yet fucking typical.

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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by BuckFoston View Post
    Twins are 5-1 and the Dbacks are 6-1..
    It's only the first sim
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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    1/3 of one
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    Encarnocian has had the bases loaded twice this game and has grounded into a double play both times. Yikes.
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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    Zach "I'm a bust" Lee throws 5 shutout innings in Coors Field, because of course.

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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    Brett Anderson, who last year couldn't get out of the fucking first inning, pitches a scoreless outing against his old team. I swear this team is fucking cursed.

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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    Showalter says Gagne's save record shouldn't count because he used PEDs https://t.co/7rpbxCdK8V

    Ok, how about he forfeit his wins from the 1999 Diamondbacks team that featured career years somehow from journeymen and aging vets like Luis Gonzalez, Jay Bell, and Steve Finley?

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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    Fuck Rich "$48 million" Hill and Scott "$45 million" Kazmir. Maybe don't ever sign pitchers who are on the wrong side of 30 to multi-year contracts?

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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    It's games like tonight where Roberts is managing like a fucking defeatist that I wish Buck Showalter was managing my team. Buck may be a prick with a Napolean complex, but he can manage (aside from not using Zach Britton in the wildcard game.), unlike the pampered ex-athletes Mattingly and Roberts.

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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    Marlins starter Wei-Yin Chen is being pulled from a no-hitter after 7 innings and 100 pitches. https://t.co/D8K6aGWa6N

    Dave Roberts would have pulled him after 5 innings and 75 pitches and burned through his pen the rest of the way.
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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    Rockies and Dbags are going to the playoffs.It's the shitty 2007 season once again.

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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    I fucking hate Luis Avilan. Why the fuck are you pitching around Chris Ianetta and Daniel Fucking Descalso like they're Bryant and Rizzo?
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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    What a joke.

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    Re: The Official 2017 MLB Season ramblings and De Facto Cubs Masturbatory Thread

    So, McCarthy hasn't been bad at all. Well, something had to give with Ryu and Maeda sucking and The Blisterman.

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