2016 MLB Season random commentary de facto thread

[dgfred]

You're asking who is Molly Knight or Alanna Rizzo? Exactly.

Is Molly Knight a friday night in the life of Wes Welker? The other sounds like a rice dish.

[Hammer]

so, allegedly, the yankees turned down a lucas giolito for andrew miller straight swap.

[Kingdom]

Thank goodness

[realmofotalk]

Andrew Miller for Cody Bellinger. Who says no?

[realmofotalk]

Just when I feel like losing faith in Friedman again, I see the Padres and Braves bad contract swap, and think it's funny that everyone thought that he ate "too much" money in trading away Kemp and Olivera at the time.

[realmofotalk]

Padres are going to DFA Olivera as well. So they will end up netting nothing for Grandal. Haha. Even the Padres fans who have argued for the last year and a half, "Who needs Grandal? At least we'll get something back useful for Kemp" now have to admit it was a terrible waste of a trade chip.

[HollywoodLeo]

The only Padres fans that still like Kemp for anything more than overpaid deadweight whose value is worthy of being dumped for an abusive overpaid shitbag who'll be immediately DFAd are the same casual fan idiots who complained that we traded James Shields and Andrew Cashner.

[Kingdom]

Maybe the Padres will get lucky for once and Hector will go to prison lol

[realmofotalk]

Don't worry America, after he's elected, Trump will have Hector and his fellow defectors deported back to Mexico.

"Get him out, get him out, get him out of here...bye bye!"

[BuckFoston]

I trade for flipping Danny Salazar in fantasy and right after I do, he has started to shit down both legs. Such a joke. Every pitcher I trade for is good before landing on my team and then once he joins my team, he turns awful.

[dgfred]

I know what you mean... if you look at my fantasy team in the other thread everyone is hurt. Kershaw being out has messed me up but I am hanging around 1st. The Giants crapping their pants has meant Bumgardner hasn't had a win in a bit too.

[BuckFoston]

That's some tough luck. Would be nice to have Madbum and Kershaw on the same team though.

How come every time I look at Boston's score they have like 10 plus runs?

[realmofotalk]

How come every time I look at Boston's score they have like 10 plus runs?

Boston has a lineup full of good black players, and I'm annoyed that LA has zero. Donald Sterling was right. What has Magic Johnson done for the black community?

[BuckFoston]

Boston has a lineup full of good black players, and I'm annoyed that LA has zero. Donald Sterling was right. What has Magic Johnson done for the black community?

Ain't no kidding about that. Y'all did have Dee Gordon at one point in time though.

[realmofotalk]

Ain't no kidding about that. Y'all did have Dee Gordon at one point in time though.

And Dee got traded because Farhan Zaidi is a neophyte who only got into baseball because he was inspired from reading Moneyball and came away with the philosophy that black people who run fast but don't walk a lot should be quickly jettisoned. He's probably on the phone at this moment trying to bring back Andy Laroche because HE WALKS A LOT!!!!!