2016 MLB Season random commentary de facto thread

[BuckFoston]

Sanchez gets sent to the minors by the Blue Jays.

Gurriel is called up by the Astros.. Will be interesting to see how they try to fit him in their lineup.

Annndd.. Carlos Gomez is going to serve as the every day LF in Texas? Uhh..

[realmofotalk]

Yes, Giants, please continue to use Santiago Casilla as your closer.

[BuckFoston]

Well, they used Hunter Strickland last night instead and that turned out great for Dodgers fans too.

The way the Giants are playing is one of the best things I've witnessed in a long time.

[realmofotalk]

Haha, Casilla blew it again.

The only thing is after the Giants get rid of his ass, I hope Friedman doesn't get any ideas about cheaping out on re-signing Kenley and going after Casilla instead just because his old Tampa teams got by with "value" signings of broken relievers.

[realmofotalk]

@molly_knight

Bumgarner got mad because Puig looked at him. "Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Don't fucking look at me." Good lord.

It's been noted that everyone Madison has yelled at or tried to pick a fight with is black or Latino.

After hearing him interviewed a few times, I have no doubt that he has used the n-word a lot in his lifetime.

[realmofotalk]

If Madison Bumgarner was angry with Yasiel Puig, I can't wait to see what he is if the Giants bullpen blows this lead.

Madison should win MVP for not having already murdered his teammates.

[realmofotalk]

"[Bumgarner] was asking for it. I don't know what he expected to happen." - Kershaw on the Puig confrontation

"Puig didn't do anything ... Madison just needs to do a better job getting in the dugout." - A-Gon

Brandon Belt was right. You can't buy team chemistry. However, it helps to have an opponent who is a complete asshole.

[BuckFoston]

[realmofotalk]

I detest all three teams that are in the wildcard race and their fan bases.

[Providence A's]

God, I am so sick of all this Ortiz cock sucking. I can't wait until it's over. I find it hilarious how some cheaters are heroes and some are worse than scum. And the homer Red Sux fans that actually think he's clean lol. Right, everyone except Red Sux players. Manny only used once he left the Red Sux. Fuckers.

[BuckFoston]

I just don't understand how he gets a free pass from all of it.

[realmofotalk]

God, I am so sick of all this Ortiz cock sucking. I can't wait until it's over. I find it hilarious how some cheaters are heroes and some are worse than scum. And the homer Red Sux fans that actually think he's clean lol. Right, everyone except Red Sux players. Manny only used once he left the Red Sux. Fuckers.

He and Madison Bumfagggot are the two biggest fake tough guys in the league. Remember the time Chris Archer (then a rookie) struck Ortiz out in his first at-bat, Ortiz stared Archer down as he walks back to the dugout. Ortiz goes yard in his second at-bat, he flips his bat far away and does a stutter step on each base. Archer calls out Ortiz after the game and says Ortiz thinks he's bigger than the game, and Ortiz replies, "Who's he, he's been in the league two games."

That's his go-to line, "I've been in the league longer than you have."

Same with Bumgarner's "Don't look at me" because "You're not that fucking good."

Fuckers.

And because one is in the NL West and the other in the AL East, they're like two villains in the WWE who are booked in parallel storylines to ensure that they never cross paths to avoid the possibility that one of them will turn face.

[realmofotalk]

Look, Dodgers, since you're not going to give me the satisfaction of ever winning the World Series, can you please bury these cocksuckers with the Even Year bullshit once and for all?

[Providence A's]

I just don't understand how he gets a free pass from all of it.

Because he's a hero, duh!

He and Madison Bumfagggot are the two biggest fake tough guys in the league. Remember the time Chris Archer (then a rookie) struck Ortiz out in his first at-bat, Ortiz stared Archer down as he walks back to the dugout. Ortiz goes yard in his second at-bat, he flips his bat far away and does a stutter step on each base. Archer calls out Ortiz after the game and says Ortiz thinks he's bigger than the game, and Ortiz replies, "Who's he, he's been in the league two games."

That's his go-to line, "I've been in the league longer than you have."

Same with Bumgarner's "Don't look at me" because "You're not that fucking good."

Fuckers.

And because one is in the NL West and the other in the AL East, they're like two villains in the WWE who are booked in parallel storylines to ensure that they never cross paths to avoid the possibility that one of them will turn face.

Yup. Well, I sure as hell hope they don't meet in the playoffs. In fact, I'd love for the Gnats to miss the playoffs altogether, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen.

[realmofotalk]

Dodgers' heavily lefthanded lineup can't hit lefties at all yet they add Ethier to the playoff roster.