2014 Season of Shenanigans

[Tobywan]

OMG, bases loaded, why do I not have any booze in the house?!?!?!

[Mach]

so, this is awesome Leaked: 10 Months Of The Houston Astros' Internal Trade Talks

[Tobywan]

[Kingdom]

Need more liquor?

[Tobywan]

Yes!

[Tobywan]

Guyer scores, 4-3 Rays lead!

[Tobywan]

Victory!!!

[Lynch]

Completely off topic, but I used the word Shenanigans in an email at work earlier today.





How low have I sunk?

[Tobywan]

[Hammer]

you know whos even more worthless than dave robertson? brian mccann. and alfonso soriano. carlos beltran is pretty pitiful too. come to think of it, outside of jeter, ellsbury and maybe gardner, who i still hate, our entire lineup is pretty worthless. when a guy who hasnt gotten a hit in approximately 2 months is still 4th on your team in ops, there might be a problem.

[Mach]

it's all worthless. Blow it the fuck up.

[Kingdom]

McCann is throwing out runners at least.

[Hammer]

if i ran mlb, id demand the yankees bat jeter in all 9 spots in the lineup, to give him a legit shot at taking out rose. he still may not have another xbh the entire season, but i dont care, ill take 1000 bloop singles over 2nd base on 1-2 counts.

[Kingdom]

Hey at least that'll help you get the top draft pick.

[Hammer]

it cant be any worse than the offense we trot out there on a night to night basis right now. id be willing to bet that jeter could get a base hit with himself on 2nd base more often than anybody else.