So...Houston is batting Brett Wallace second and starting Ronny Cedeno.
So...Houston is batting Brett Wallace second and starting Ronny Cedeno.
Julia Roberts ex is singing the anthem. Joy
Its sad when Houston and Texas open the season and the Michigan Wolverines are the talk of Texas today
Houston's motto this season is "ignore the noise"...
After opening day, will they even have enough fans to produce noise?
I need Pena to strike out.
That would be a score for my team in the normal SR league as well as my loser league
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Pena struck out swinging.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Your opponent has Pena in SR?
No, I have him in my "Losers league" where bad stats give you points.
Pena just scored 3 points for me in that league.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Meanwhile I have Harrison in the SR league.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
I meant the other league
Oh, I see the confusion. I have Harrison in the other league.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
At this rate he'll set a career high in strikeouts. Houston is uglyyy
Here it is opening day and the Houston Astros, Florida Marlins, and Chicago Cubs have already been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention!
I heard on ESPN that Houston's payroll is 18.8 mil. Florida couldn't be much higher. Chicago is Chicago they'll find a way to suck regardless.
HollywoodLeo: You and Kingdom always annoy me
"Oh, don't mind me, I'm rebuilding now" then you win at least 80 games
RIP S3SL Minnesota Twins.
RIP HSL Anaheim Angels
Rebuilding the Dodger Blues
Renewed Start back in the land of 10,000 lakes
Brandon Barnes... :who:
They may very well suck, but then again, so in all my years of following sports, I think there are just three conditions which if any one of these happened to your team, you know you're fucked from the get-go:
1. Your team held an unprecedented fire sale after winning the World Series
2. Your team's owners are divorcing
3. Your MVP took his talents to South Beach