Melky Cabrera, you so fucked

[realmofotalk]

Exclusive: Daily News uncovers bizarre plot by San Francisco Giants' Melky Cabrera to use fake website and duck drug suspension - NY Daily News

In a bizarre attempt to avoid a 50-game drug suspension, San Francisco Giants star Melky Cabrera created a fictitious website and a nonexistent product designed to prove he inadvertently took the banned substance that caused a positive test under Major League Baseball’s drug program.

But instead of exonerating Cabrera of steroid use, the Internet stunt trapped him in a web of lies. Amid the information-gathering phase of his doping case last month, his cover story unraveled quickly, and what might have been a simple suspension has attracted further attention from federal investigators and MLB, the Daily News has learned

Sam Miller ‏@SamMillerBP

Investigators were suspicious when Melky's website went from getting very few hits to geting lots of hits.

[Prez WilCo]

Haha read that this morning.. hilarious

[Providence A's]

What a jerk.

[GiantsFanatic]

Well, at least he tried.

[HollywoodLeo]

At least he tried to get away with cheating.

[Kingdom]

Epic e-fail.

[GiantsFanatic]

It's only cheating if you can prove something actually works.

[HollywoodLeo]

Good point. Maybe if he was having an MVP caliber season after years of sucking we'd have an argument.

[Kingdom]

Javier Vazquez for Melky Cabrera.
>_>

>_>

[catman]

Pitcher released for hitter suspended...........even trade.

[GiantsFanatic]

Melky Cabrera really did suck last year.

[zodious]

If you're not cheatin' you ain't tryin'