So, everyone in that fantasy Umpire league, it's a big month. 14 in 5 days and this day is entirely over yet? You know, the Umpires should be tested for de-performance enhancers.
Chipper quote on the Ump-izing,
“I’ve said it time and time again the officiating in this league is sub-standard for the most part. I actually apologized to him after the 3-1 pitch, I said, ‘I’m sorry, that pitch was right where the 2-1 pitch was and it was called a ball.’ And he said ‘That ball got plate.’ I knew that I was dealing with a larger than average strike zone at that point.”