Canseco's Busted!!

[love_that_reefer]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big...urn=mlb-wp1507

Having a twin sibling in your life comes with many well-known benefits.

Double the wardrobe! Chewing gum commercials! The ability to switch dates after a trip to the restroom!

Sending your brother to fight a celebrity boxing match you no longer want to don the gloves for!

OK, check that last one: Jose Canseco (right) reportedly tried it over the weekend down in Miami and Ozzie Canseco — his 46-year-old twin brother previously best known to baseball fans for this baseball card and 65 career at-bats with the A's and Cardinals— ended up fooling nobody. The scheduled fight with Billy Padden never went down and the Miami Herald reports that Ozzie left the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino escorted by police officers.

This was only after Celebrity Boxing officials say they didn't notice that it was Ozzie — he of zero career homers to his brother's 462 — who was wearing a simple disguise of sunglasses and a t-shirt at Friday's weigh-in event.

So how did they ultimately uncover the Cansecos' caper on Saturday night?

You have to read the rest of it yourself. Good stuff from a complete moron. It amazes me how he has been right about players on steroids and nothing else in his life.

[missionhockey21]

God, I am just picturing The Brothers Canseco watching The Parent Trap (Lohanized version) and at the same time turning to each other and going:

"Hey....."

I wonder what Ozzie was offered by Jose, a half-eaten sandwich? A baseball award or milestone ball/bat? Or something else for him to feel like he is Jose.

[Porter]

He offered him the chance to hit a homerun in the major leagues.