Matt Stairs Quote

[love_that_reefer]

From lovable Phillies pudgeball Matt Stairs, after the Manny Ramirez news broke, on why all that work in the gym is clearly overrated:

"People are going to have to stop taking all this health stuff and get back to being chubby and having fun. It's too much work being in shape."

You are our god!

[realmofotalk]

Not quite as memorable as something he said last year:

"You want to get that one big hit where you feel like you're part of the team … not that I don't feel like I'm part of the team, by no means, but when you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done.”

[missionhockey21]

Matt Stairs: The S3F Patron Saint of Awesomeness

[Kingdom]

He really needs to step up to the plate, maybe on his final at bat before he retires, smoking a big cigar. And before that, taking a swig of Jack. It would be the greatest finale for a player ever.

[love_that_reefer]

With his fly open