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    Alex Rodriguez's wife, Cynthia, will file for divorce Monday due to the Yankees' third baseman's "extramarital affairs."
    The Miami Herald released the report that comes just a couple of days after A-Rod was linked to Madonna. "She feels that she has exhausted every opportunity to salvage the marriage, and that Alex has emotionally abandoned her and the children and has left her with no choice but to divorce him," Cynthia's attorney Maurice Kutner told the newspaper. Alex and Cynthia have two young kids, both girls.
    Way to go Arod!! You gave up half your shit for a 49 year old former pop star. You get the Biggest Boner of the Year Award!!! Didn't seem to bother him too much tonight as he hit a homerun in his first at bat.

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    Pretty sure Madonna is married too, isn't she?
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    Re: Arod's Wife Says You're Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by henks View Post
    Pretty sure Madonna is married too, isn't she?
    to guy ritchie. not that being married means much to some of these people apparently.
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    Re: Arod's Wife Says You're Outta Here

    She is in the middle of Martial issues as well with Guy Ritchie.

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    so infidelity + infidelity = ok?

    wow, nice to see that pop culture star/professional athlete are setting a great example for kids these days!! lol
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    Yeah Madonna is the poster girl for how you should act. She's had more men than most wars.

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    A-Rod being A-Rod... Wait...

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    Re: Arod's Wife Says You're Outta Here

    Quote Originally Posted by love_that_reefer View Post
    Way to go Arod!! You gave up half your shit for a 49 year old former pop star. You get the Biggest Boner of the Year Award!!! Didn't seem to bother him too much tonight as he hit a homerun in his first at bat.
    Well, he has a pre-nup right? So she probably is taking less than half. Either way, being that she's a woman, she was probably spending more than half his money to begin with (shopping, shoes, jewelry, etc.)

    A-Rod makes out good here.

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    You would think he has a prenupt but he's a softy so who knows what he has. Taking care of two children will bring in more than enough in child support.

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    Re: Arod's Wife Says You're Outta Here

    I love how the icon for this thread says "HUMOR", nice choice

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    I found it hilarious like I do most stupid things.

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    Now his estranged wife thinks Madonna brainwashed him.

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    What's not out there as much as ARod's shenanigans is that his wife, Cynthia went to Paris to "get away", and ended up visiting Lenny Kravitz's place.


    hmm...interesting
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    No, she visited Romeo Blue.

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