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    Greg Maddux pees on rookies?

    Anyone catch PTI today? Apparently, Greg Maddux pisses on rookies in the shower for amusement and possibly as an initiation ritual. Although I can't say that I'm shocked.

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    And here's an article I found.

    Maddux? For a guy with a CPA's demeanor, he has a sense of humor that a 12-year-old would envy. Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid's leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities.

    "I call him 'The Silent Scumbag,'" Wells said. "You would perceive him to be Einstein because he's quiet and he's always sitting there at his locker with a crossword puzzle. But he's got a silent sickness to him, sort of like David Cone. Those quiet guys are the ones you have to watch out for."

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    Maybe that's where Moises Alou got the idea.
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    Kouzmanoff better watch his back in the showers.
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    That is hilarious.

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    Wow...lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo View Post
    Kouzmanoff better watch his back in the showers.
    Or at least wash his back off.

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    arent rookies meant to be pissed all over?
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    What a ***...no offense to anyone but if i were a rookie i'd be scheming to get back at him for something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by love_that_reefer
    Anyone catch PTI today? Apparently, Greg Maddux pisses on rookies in the shower for amusement and possibly as an initiation ritual. Although I can't say that I'm shocked.
    Greg Maddux? Pisses on guys? Are you bleeping kidding me? Greg freaking Maddux?!

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    Shit pretty pathetic, if I were a rookie and a vet pissed on me, I would seriously beat the living shit out of him.

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    Yeah, that is crossing the line a bit.

    But, then again, we don't really know what else goes on in the lockeroom to the rooks...
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    I could have never made this up if I wanted to. I believe I have heard everything now. WOW!

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