New Competition: Mr. S3F

[MarinersFan87]

Jeremy bleeping Reed?!

[Porter]

Jeremy Reed?!?!?! He would go the DL with a hangnail right now.

[Lennon_Marx]

Arizona Diamondbacks:
RHP Brandon Webb

Atlanta Braves:
RHP John Smoltz
CL- oh wait there isnt one...

Baltimore Orioles:
C Ramon Hernandez
OF Corey Patterson

Boston Red Sox:
C Jason Varitek
DH Big Papi

Chicago Cubs:
RHP Mark Prior- I mean come on, what says more about the Cubs than someone whose career promised so much but was ruined (thusfar) by terrible neglect by management?
1B Derek Lee
RHP Kerry Wood- see Mark Prior

Chicago White Sox:
3B Joe Crede
SP Jose Contreras
CL Bobby Jenks

Cincinatti Reds:
OF Ken Griffey Jr
RHP Bronson Arroyo

Cleveland Indians:
CF Grady Sizemore

Colorado Rockies:
1B Todd Helton
CL Brian Fuentez
OF Matt Holliday

Detroit Tigers:
RHP Justin Verlander
RHP Jeremy Bonderman

Florida Marlins:
2B Dan (?) Uggla
SS Hanley Ramirez
SP Scott Olsen

Houston Astros:
1B Lance Berkman
SP Roy Oswalt
2B Craig Biggio

Kansas City Royals:
No ONE

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim:
UTIL Chone Figgins
OF Vladimir Guerrero
RP Scot Shields

Los Angeles Dodgers:
RHP Derek Lowe
1B Nomar Garciaparra

Milwaukee Brewers:
LHP Chris Capuano
OF Carlos Lee
UTIL : Bill Hall

Minnesota Twins:
LHP Fransisco Liriano
LHP Johan Santana
CF Torii Hunter

New York Mets:
3B David Wright
RHP Pedro Martinez
RHP Tom Glavine

New York Yankees:
SS Derek Jeter
SP Mike Mussina
CL Mariano Rivera

Oakland Athletics:
LHP Barry Zito
3B Eric Chavez
OF Nick Swisher

Philadelphia Phillies:
2B Chase Utley
OF Bob Abreu
SP Cole Hamels- all hype and then well...

Pittsburgh Pirates:
SS/3B Freddy Sanchez
OF Jason Bay
2B Jose Castillo

San Diego Padres:
RHP Jake Peavy
RHP Trevor Hoffman
SP Chris Young (is he still a Padre?)

San Francisco Giants:
RHP Jason Schmidt
OF Barry Bonds- overpaid and old- says more about the Giants then anyone else

Seattle Mariners:
RF Ichiro Suzuki
3B Adrian Beltre
SP King Felix Hernandez

St. Louis Cardinals:
1B Albert Pujols
3B Scott Rolen

Tampa Bay Devil Rays:
LF Carl Crawford
IF Jorge Cantu
LHP Scott Kazmir

Texas Rangers:
SS Michael Young
3B Hank Blalock

Toronto Blue Jays:
OF Vernon Wells
3B Troy Glaus
Whatever their closer's name is

Washington Nationals:
LF/2B Alfonso Soriano
RHP Chad Cordero