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    Hall of Famer McKain's Avatar
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    Damn Latin players, you're ruining the game!

    http://www.azcentral.com/sports/diam...imsley-ON.html

    According to Jason Grimsley, anyway.

    Some of the funner notes from the article:
    Until last year, major league clubhouses had coffee pots labeled "leaded" and "unleaded" for the players, indicating coffee with amphetamines and without. He did not specify how many.
    Latin players were a major source for the amphetamines within baseball.


    So basically, coffee and Hispanics are keeping major leaguers afloat, giving them enough energy to go through the season. Oh Jason Grimsley, you crazy. Probably telling the truth, but crazy.

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    Jason Grimsley = On Steroids according to ESPN. That bastard. I used to love him when he was with the Yankees, now I hate his beach blonde idiotic head.

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    WHITE POWER!

    Yeah!
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    Can I have the leaded coffee to get through my classes?

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    Now here is proof of what Steroids can do for a Major League Player! Exhibit #1 Jason Grimsley. Boy roids made him into a Hall of Famer! JMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bear
    Now here is proof of what Steroids can do for a Major League Player! Exhibit #1 Jason Grimsley. Boy roids made him into a Hall of Famer! JMO
    Bear lets not start this ****.

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    How has Bear survived life?

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