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    Dodgers Strikes you motherfucker strikes throw them

    Why the fuck are Scott Kazmir and Alex Wood still in the rotation? What is Chris Fucking Hatcher doing in save situations?
    How the fuck is Yimi Garcia walking guys who are trying to sacrifice bunt?

    Fuck.
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    Re: Strikes you motherfucker strikes throw them

    Mofo, honest question, let's say they try to get rid off Kazmir and or Wood, what would be the solution?
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    Re: Strikes you motherfucker strikes throw them

    Honestly, they're probably fucked at those spots unless two out of the disabled list of Ryu, Anderson, McCarthy, Bolsinger, and Montas can come back.

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    Re: Strikes you motherfucker strikes throw them

    Chris Hatcher can die in a fire.

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    Re: Strikes you motherfucker strikes throw them

    Quote Originally Posted by realmofotalk View Post
    Chris Hatcher can die in a fire.
    My God, can this piece of shit be any more incompetent? A double play ball ricocheting off of you, a home run, and being too late to cover first base? Are you FUCKING PROFESSIONAL?

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    Re: Strikes you motherfucker strikes throw them

    Quote Originally Posted by BuckFoston View Post
    Mofo, honest question, let's say they try to get rid off Kazmir and or Wood, what would be the solution?
    There's that Urias kid who's doing some things in AAA.

    Wait, who am I kidding? He'll just be the next guy to get lit up in the majors and get shuffled back and forth between the majors and AAA until he runs out of options and we lose him on waivers to some team for whom he will suddenly blossom into an ace. The history of the Dodgers' upper management is a tragedy.

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    Haha, your post tickle the shit out of me. Thanks for the afternoon smile.
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    Re: Strikes you motherfucker strikes throw them

    Not a lot of strikes thrown to the last three batters of last night's game.
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    Re: Strikes you motherfucker strikes throw them

    That's what happens when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel for shit like Chin-Hui Tsao. Throwing shit at the wall and hoping that it sticks might work at Tampa and Oakland, where Friedman and Zaidi weren't expected to win now, but here pulling Ned Colletti-esque moves gets you a pink slip, whereas in Tampa and Oakland you got celebratory pizzas at the end of the year if you finished .500

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    Bringing Urias up... thoughts? Kid has been dominating.
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    Re: Strikes you motherfucker strikes throw them

    Welp, he sucked. I guess he hasn't faced a slugger like Juan Lagares in Triple-A.

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