When is enough for Javy Guerra?

[realmofotalk]

If I see that fucking ****** out there in the 9th inning again, I am heading straight to the bathtub with a fucking toaster.

[Kingdom]

Will the toaster have bread in it? Or poptarts?


Or...strudels?



Kenley Time!

[realmofotalk]

The toaster will be stuffed with bacon because it's a metaphor for how the bullpen has been a grease fire and for Broxton because simply, he's a fat pig.

[realmofotalk]

JavyGuerra54 ‏ @JavyGuerra54

Haters will always hate. Im confident in my abilities and I know this is just a test in my young career. Giving up is NOT an option.

That was the fourth game you've given away. People really, really, hate blown saves for a reason.

[love_that_reefer]

Who do you want in the 9th? Jansen or someone else?

[realmofotalk]

The problem is we can't (and shouldn't) wait until the 9th inning to use Jansen. Our starting pitchers are often done after 6 innings and the offense featuring Kemp, Ethier, and six nobodies is incapable of generating enough runs to put the game out of reach.

[Kingdom]

AJ Ellis is doing well!

[realmofotalk]

Seriously, I hate that "haters gonna hate" has become the go-to line for athletes who can't take criticism.

If he wanted to come off as any more condescending toward his critics he should have quoted Buster Davis, "They don't know what I do."

[realmofotalk]

AJ Ellis is doing well!

Word.

At last I can say I don't miss Russell Martin.

[Hammer]

Word.

At last I can say I don't miss Russell Martin.

i wish you still had russell martin, and we still had jesus montero... who somehow, has become a better defensive catcher than martin too.

[Kingdom]

Yankees can't always get everything, hammer.

[Hammer]

why not?

[Kingdom]

Cause I said so.

[realmofotalk]

Haters gonna hate when you get busted for recreational drug use for the second time.