8/17-8/19: Bullpen to out-suck themselves

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Podsednik-LF
Theriot-2B
Ethier-RF
Loney-1B
Blake-3B
Kemp-CF
Carroll-SS
Ellis-C
Kershaw-P

Seeing Pods and The Riot 1-2 in the lineup makes my dick limp.

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Who else would you have there?

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Can we has Carlos Santana and Josh Bell back?

But seriously, **** the prototypical leadoff and 2-hole hitter bullshit, in general.

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Still haven't answered my question

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All right. Pods and Carroll, I guess. (****ing injuries)

And Torre's stubborn decision to bat Blake ahead of Kemp just blew up in his face. Such a waste of $13 million on a game manager.

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Loney Power broke the game open and led to a Broxton BS-proof win. Woo hoo, I guess.

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- M. Mora scored, D. Fowler to second on wild pitch by Dotel

this mother****er. Worst "closer" EVER.

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Why is always so easy for the opposition to score in bunches off our relievers, yet such a struggle for us to score one against theirs?

I don't ****ing understand.

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That ****ing idiot Bowa waves Johnson home from first base on Pods' base hit to shallow center. He was out by a mile.

But whatever, Theriot would've pop flied out or some other shit to end it, I guess.

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Lilly tossed a complete game shutout. Fitting that DirtyKash goes MIA.