5/23: Official f*** you Chris Withrow thread

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Martin C
Paul RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1b
Blake 3b
Anderson LF
DeWitt 2b
Carroll SS
Kuroda P

vs Frederick Alfred Porcello III

damon 8 santiago 6 ordonez 9 cabrera 3 boesch 7 inge 5 laird 2 worth 4 porcello 1

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leadoff doubles are never good. it's just not kuroda's day.

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- M. Kemp lined into double play pitcher to second, R. Martin out at third

funda-****ing-mentals

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- G. Anderson grounded into double play first to shortstop to first, C. Blake out at second

Oh, God, please make him stop.

[Kingdom]

I remember Withrow from TPSL. He wasn't any fun in TPSL. At least it's only FAP on the mound.

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Withrow isn't any fun in double-A Jacksonville this year either. At least I can hand it to Sir FAP the Third for having cruised through the minor leagues.

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Sherrill evidently can't get through an relief appearance anymore without surrendering a run or two.

Oh, look, here comes Valverde to celebrate a four-run "save".

[DirtyKash]

Four runs? Bah. I'm guessing that means Valverde wasn't his usual exuberant self. If you know what I mean.

[Kingdom]

Withrow got FAPPED up?

No one wants to see Valverde orgasm on the mound, DK. No one. Not even Leo.

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Porcello was optioned to Triple-A. It still doesn't justify the Chris Withrow selection, but now I can say I'm glad we passed on the $11 million baby.