Martin C
Paul RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1b
Blake 3b
Anderson LF
DeWitt 2b
Carroll SS
Kuroda P
vs Frederick Alfred Porcello III
damon 8 santiago 6 ordonez 9 cabrera 3 boesch 7 inge 5 laird 2 worth 4 porcello 1
Martin C
Paul RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1b
Blake 3b
Anderson LF
DeWitt 2b
Carroll SS
Kuroda P
vs Frederick Alfred Porcello III
damon 8 santiago 6 ordonez 9 cabrera 3 boesch 7 inge 5 laird 2 worth 4 porcello 1
leadoff doubles are never good. it's just not kuroda's day.
- M. Kemp lined into double play pitcher to second, R. Martin out at third
funda-****ing-mentals
- G. Anderson grounded into double play first to shortstop to first, C. Blake out at second
Oh, God, please make him stop.
I remember Withrow from TPSL. He wasn't any fun in TPSL. At least it's only FAP on the mound.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Withrow isn't any fun in double-A Jacksonville this year either. At least I can hand it to Sir FAP the Third for having cruised through the minor leagues.
Sherrill evidently can't get through an relief appearance anymore without surrendering a run or two.
Oh, look, here comes Valverde to celebrate a four-run "save".
Four runs? Bah. I'm guessing that means Valverde wasn't his usual exuberant self. If you know what I mean.
Withrow got FAPPED up?
No one wants to see Valverde orgasm on the mound, DK. No one. Not even Leo.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Porcello was optioned to Triple-A. It still doesn't justify the Chris Withrow selection, but now I can say I'm glad we passed on the $11 million baby.