Rosenthal: trade Kemp for Melky Cabrera

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http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/l...tt-kemp-062510

Colletti could dangle Kemp to the Braves, who are deep in young pitching, in need of a right-handed hitting outfielder and in position to exchange a center fielder, Melky Cabrera, who played for Dodgers manager Joe Torre in New York.

Surely, Rosenthal isn't this stupid to suggest Melky Cabrera is a suitable replacement for Matt Kemp. I think he reworded his original trade idea to hide his intention of sucking the ass of an East Coast team once again. It really should have read:

The Braves need a right-handed hitting outfielder. Wren could dangle Melky Cabrera to the Dodgers, who would exchange their center fielder, Matt Kemp. Oh, by the way, Melky played for Dodgers manager Joe Torre in New York.

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And yes, I totally ignored the part where he says the Braves are deep in young pitching. Because if it's too hard for him to specify which young pitchers, then there must not be anybody to give a flying **** about.

[Kingdom]

He makes too much money to go into details. He's lazy. But you can have Melky, I never wanted him. Can I interest you in re-considering taking on another Asian? Kawakami and Kuroda could be BFFs!

[Kingdom]

He makes too much money to go into details. He's lazy. But you can have Melky, I never wanted him. Can I interest you in re-considering taking on another Asian? Kawakami and Kuroda could be BFFs!

I may have also described Don Nelson.

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I sure as hell don't want Melky on my team unless I'm exchanging Javy Vazquez. And McCourt is too cheap to pay for Cliff Lee's remaining salary, let alone take on Kawakami's contract.

[Kingdom]

He makes a good sushi dish!