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    Dodgers Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    So his sore forearm is a factor in his ugly start. Yeah, right, I believe that.

    This same storied franchise that didn't believe in Pedro Martinez as a starter is now giving every opportunity to Ramon Ortiz. Un****ingbelievable.

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    Re: Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    Dodgers are majoring in recycling. Want Derek Lowe back? 5 dolla.
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    Re: Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    As bad as Ramon Ortiz is, he's not much of a difference over Vicente Padilla now, is he? You'll barely notice that anything changed.

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    Re: Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito View Post
    Dodgers are majoring in recycling. Want Derek Lowe back? 5 dolla.
    A year ago I'd say yes. Moreover, I even said I would still rather have Lowe than Wolf. Now? Not so much. I have to hand it to DePo for hitting the mark on the number of years of Lowe's contract in LA.

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    Re: Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    Want another Asian?
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    Re: Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    Takashi Saito is a G.

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    Re: Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    He was on a nice roll until the mets roughed him up a little. The mets. Want to trade teams for a month?
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    Re: Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito View Post
    He was on a nice roll until the mets roughed him up a little. The mets. Want to trade teams for a month?
    Deal. We could even drive Garrett Anderson out to the desert and then execute him a la Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt to Kevin Spacey.

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    Re: Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    Well, we've both suffered the ...whatever it is that is called Garret Anderson. I'm down with this idea.
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    Re: Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    Interesting. I thought for sure that they'd go with someone like Monasterios. So now you have a rotation of Kershaw, Billingsley, Kuroda, followed by John "Don't call me Melvin" Ely and Ramon "Don't call me Russ" Ortiz. Ouch.

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    Re: Padilla to the DL; Ramon Ortiz to start. FML

    Per rotowire
    May 20 Ortiz could be skipped in the rotation next week or be replaced by Carlos Monasterios, the DodgerThoughts.com reports.

    Recommendation: That Ortiz is even still on the roster is as baffling as why Lindsay Lohan is considered interesting. That aside, if you're currently rostering Ortiz, please reconsider.
    Gotta love the subtle sarcasm that accompanies shitty players.

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