F*** you Garrett Anderson

[realmofotalk]

Would it ****ing kill you to bunt for once in your vastly overrated playing career?

And stop admiring your swing after every ball put into play like you're Ken Griffey Jr. even when you fly out. I'm afraid to say Jamie McCourt's face is more "natural" than your swing, at this point.

[Kingdom]

Isn't he just a peach of uselessness to have? What can he do? He doesn't hit for power, has no speed, and isn't a good defender. Yet he has successfully tricked Atlanta and LA in consecutive years into paying him.

[realmofotalk]

It doesn't help that rookie position players are too chickenshit to be part-time hitters because they need their regular at-bats to get their act together. So instead we're stuck with washed up vets who can't hack it anymore and have little incentive to thanks to guaranteed contracts.

[Kingdom]

He's still doing better than Milton Bradley though

[missionhockey21]

Strikeout pace is way up, his power is gone, and he can't even make contact at a semi-acceptable level. How many AB's til the Dodgers kick him to the curb?

[Kingdom]

Mofo and I are combining our powers to eradicate him. It's going to work. It's like... uhh.. Venom and Spider-man teaming up to defeat Carnage. Yeah.

[realmofotalk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKD9zDnrS9E

0:45 mark

[realmofotalk]

Strikeout pace is way up, his power is gone, and he can't even make contact at a semi-acceptable level. How many AB's til the Dodgers kick him to the curb?

If he isn't DFA'd by the start of today's game to make room for Ethier and Xavier Paul is sent down instead, you can bet that he's staying put for the entire season because you know the excuse to send down any rookie worth a shit is that he needs his regular PT at Triple-A.

[Kingdom]

As opposed to a veteran who's playing like shit and doesn't need regular PT anywhere. Do it! DFA him McSuck!

[realmofotalk]

Xavier Paul optioned to triple-A Albuquerque.

mother. ****er.

[Kingdom]

If Dana White was running the dodgers, Garrett Anderson would have been kicked out 3 months ago.

[Kingdom]

After he called Garrett Anderson an old piece of shit that needs to retire... now.

[realmofotalk]

That piece of monkey shit is back in the starting lineup and, surprise, goes 0-for-3. Because salary cap and controlled spending is so great for baseball.

[Kingdom]

Junior retired. There's hope Anderson will retire mid-season too. OOTP style, dogg.

[realmofotalk]

GA actually laid down a bunt in the last game. F***er finally realized he's an automatic out and made some use of it.