The Bison!
The Bison!
Kyle Blanks is The Lie.
David Eckstein : Strike looking, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Eckstein singled to left
****ing cocksucker
f*** yeah, Kuofax!
- J. Loney homered to deep right center
Loney Power on steroids
- Anderson tripled to deep right, Loney scored.
does not compute
Larry Bowa + Manny = base running stupidity
He doesn't have guys. Remember, they moved to Washington.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Oh, well, either way I don't care. I just assumed his motivation is from being a native San Diegan.
Moving on, the John Ely kid looks good. The sinkerball he throws between 76-78 mph is quite nasty.
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23elymania
John Ely's family has to pay for tickets because he doesn't give free passes.
When John Ely was a baby and his parents tried to teach him how to walk. He simply said "No Thanks"
John Ely once ordered realmofotalk in the seats to "throw strikes, mother****er."
Tony Gwynn Jr. grand slam to put the game away here. /facepalm
Or not. Ramon Ortiz pitches his way out of his second bases-loaded jam, which makes Chan Ho Park's serving up two grand slams to Fernando Tatis in one inning all the more unbelievable.
Game over. And it all started because that piece of dog shit Ramon Ortiz failed to get a .511 OPS hitting Everth Cabrera out.