2010 season gameday (fail) thread

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Martin 2
Kemp 8
Ethier 9
Loney 3
Blake 5
Monkey shit 7
DeWitt 4
Carroll 6
Kershaw 1

If Kershaw doesn't pitch a quality start against the following lineup, he is f***ing dead to me.

Venable cf
F*ckstain 2b
Gonzalez 1b
Torrealba c
Salazar lf
Hairston 3b
Cabrera ss
Correia p

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- E. Cabrera doubled to shallow right

Not this shit again.

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Jamey Carroll is an m'f'in Padre killer. (metaphorically of course)

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- J. Broxton relieved R. Belisario
- J. Hairston Jr. singled to right
- J. Hairston Jr. to second on fielder's indifference
- C. Denorfia flied out to shallow center
- E. Cabrera grounded out to second, J. Hairston Jr. to third
- M. Stairs hit for C. Ramos
- M. Stairs struck out swinging

it's about damn time

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Carroll SS
Belliard 1B
Ramirez LF
Kemp CF
Blake 3B
Johnson RF
Green 2B
Ellis C
Coins P

vs. Dontrelle Willis. Me thinks if Garrett Anderson was right-handed, Joe would have had Manny sit out yet another game.

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Damn it, Bills. Don't lose it with just one more out to go!

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In 2010, a starting batting order was sent to the bench by Joe Torre for reasons he didn't reveal. Some scrubs promptly took their place in the Los Angeles Dodgers lineup. Today, still unwanted by the deep-pocket teams, they survive on what is left of Frank McCourt's "fortune". If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you're really desperate, maybe you'll be stuck with... The B-Team.

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hammer of the Beard. 2-2

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get Troncoso the **** out of the field damn it

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strikes, mother****er, throw them!!

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Thank goodness for fly outs

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it's inevitable Broxton's ERA returns to his norm.

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ground rule double just saved Brox's fat ass

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put Jamey Carroll back at shortstop please. Furcal is screwing us and why is Troncoso pitching the 8th inning in a close game yet again?

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Good thing Gorzelanny and Lilly are lefties, so no Garrett Anderson starting in this series.