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  1. 04-05-2010 12:05 AM #1
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    Game 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    "Vincente Padiaallaa" best get through 7 innings or things are gonna get a lot uglier than Ronnie Belisario's face with these chumps trying stop the bleeding:

    Carlos Monasterios
    Ramon Ortiz
    Russ Ortiz
    Ramon Troncoso
    Jeff Weaver
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    Two Ortizes and the other Weaver? .....how is this not the Natinals or Mets pen?
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    Weaver's ERA was lower than what it should have been, but compared to The Brothers Ortiz, he looks like Jered Weaver.
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    Don't worry, though. If any of them starting pitching well, Torre will wreck their arm by overusing them anyway.
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    arrrr, Pirates fail!!!
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    son of a ****. bean this mother****er next time! God damn wind.
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    Stop pitching to Garrett Jones.
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    dear god, it's like our batting lineup is fresh off the failboat.
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    game over. Ramon Ortiz mopping up. f*** this season
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    Wait, did Casey's beard demand a trade to Blake Dewitt? I finally noticed that he shaved it off.
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    Garret Jones will look good for a major league team later this season or next.
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    Quote Originally Posted by Witlon View Post
    Wait, did Casey's beard demand a trade to Blake Dewitt? I finally noticed that he shaved it off.
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    God damn Garrett Jones does it again. Same old Kershaw. And of course on the flip side Ross Ohlendorf is cruising. This is ****ing nauseating.
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    Jeff Weaver is our bases loaded specialist.
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    Re: 4/5: Russ Ortiz warming up in the pen

    Here it is. Russ Ortiz in to pitch. FML.
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