Dump Broxton into the ****ing Allegheny River

[realmofotalk]

****ing pronto!!! The time has come for the failboat to unload this deadweight. Pirates or no Pirates.

When you give up a leadoff single or walk and you can't settle down, you are not a closer!

When you are constantly behind the count 3-0 or 3-1 to even the n00bs who swing from their asses, you are not a closer!

When you surrender two-strike hits the way you do because you are unable to throw your other pitches for strikes, you are not a closer!

When I wouldn't trust you to close a ****ing Word Document, you are not a closer!

But most importantly, when you are ****ing dead to me and you still find a way to piss me off, you are not a closer!

[DirtyKash]

[Porter]

It makes you wonder how he would feel if Brad Lidge was his closer.