Official 2009 shit list

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[DirtyKash]

Only $100?

[Kingdom]

They're afraid the person might "blow" it if they gave out too much.

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Ok, it's official: Chris Withrow ****ing sucks dick. May that mother****er burn in hell while Rick Porcello rapes him rotten.

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Aaron Miller, LHP, Baylor
Blake Smith, RHP, California
Garrett Gould, RHP, Maize HS (KS)
Brett Wallach, RHP, Orange Coast JC (CA)

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Chad Billingsley. Over-f***ing-rated. It's just awful to admit I wouldn't take him over Cain nor Lincecum.

[Porter]

9-3, 2.83 ERA, 1.27 WHP, .237 OPP BA gets you on a shit list. Awesome.

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Joe Torre

Next time, leave your best hitter in the game for all 9 innings and your faggolo feelings for Pierre at home.

Ronnie Belisario and Juan Castro can drive off a ****ing cliff too.

[Buckcheeks]

Jason Michaels blows.

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Chad Billingsley, always unraveling ****ing piece of shit.

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To the dipshits at the sales department, would it kill you for once to stop jumping the gun on any postseason ticket promotions??

[DirtyKash]

Underwhelming start from Billingsley again yesterday. Only 4 innings? And 10 losses this year. His second half has been disastrous.

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f--- the f---ing McBrokes

Colletti might have gotten Lee if he had Carlos Santana to offer. Santana, a catcher, is a more advanced prospect. Yet the Cleveland Indians already had him, because Colletti had to sacrifice him last year in order to get the Indians to pay the [$2 million] balance of Casey Blake's contract.

The Dodgers have paid $8.5 million in signing bonuses for draft picks over the last two years -- the lowest figure among all major league teams, according to Baseball America.

The Dodgers, so proud of their heritage in Asia and Latin America, today are a non-factor in bidding for top amateur players abroad. In 2008, according to Baseball America, major league clubs combined to sign 115 such players for bonuses of more than $100,000. The Dodgers did not sign one.

Is there any way a suicide bomber can sneak his way into divorce court?

[missionhockey21]

Is there any way a suicide bomber can sneak his way into divorce court?

Quote of the week?

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Preston ****ing Mattingly..in high single A ball thus far, he's had 1 walk compared to 32 strikeouts. That's a ridiculous 1-to-32 BB/K ratio. The crazy part is that he's still batting around .290

Surprise, surprise, the .290 BA was a fluke. Donnie's abortion finished the season with a pathetic .238 in the Cal League, which is hitter friendly for ****sake. To make matters worse, he was picked ahead of Chris Coghlan.

This is what we get when we let scouts draft amateur athletes with tools. The athlete himself is the ****ing tool.