How can this team be getting their asses whooped by the likes of Jorge Cantu, Jeremy Hermione, Chris Volstad? Who the **** is Chris Volstad and why is his ERA still 0.00? Do something against this guy! And when I mean do something, I mean score some runs, you idiots. That ****face Luis Gonzalez must be laughing his ass off and he isn't even doing jack shit for that team.

For shitsakes, Cody Ross wasn't even good enough to be a regular for the 2005 Dodgers, who were just downright terrible. Terrible. Now Cody bleeping Ross is on a 15 game hit streak. Why don't he just break Joe Dimaggio's record already, that ****ing douchebag. Then they'll give him a special plaque and then maybe he can do bitter Dodger fans a favor and tell Edwin Jackson to take his Cy Young Award and shove it up his mental midget ass and Dioner Navarro to take his Silver Slugger and shove it up his fatass.