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  1. 05-13-2008 08:40 PM #1
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    Lance Berkman is a man!

    Lance has been on fire as the Astros continue to hit well after a slow start.

    "On Monday, Berkman was named the National League Player of the Week for the period ending May 11. The 32-year-old led the Majors with a gaudy .682 (15-for-22) batting average and a 1.136 slugging percentage on his way to winning the weekly honors for the second time this season and fourth in his career. Berkman is the only player so far in 2008 to win the award twice."


    The Official Site of The Houston Astros: News: Berkman's hot week nets him award
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    ...but he's not 40!
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    The guy is en fuego. WOW!
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    I am pretty sure Berkman has a penis so yes he is a man.
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    ...not from experience I assume, haha
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    Dirty told me
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    you guys are funny!! love it!!
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    Berkman does it again, a 2R-HR in the top of the 1st!! WOW!!!
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    A homer in the ninth wins it again!

    Why pitch to him with the game tied?

    Now he leads the world in homers and slugging.
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    May numbers:

    29-for-50 for a .580 AVG (wow)
    .644 OBP
    7 doubles
    7 homeruns
    18 RBI
    19 runs
    3 stolen bases

    HITTING .580!!!
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    He'd have 50 million RBIs if Tavarez and Matsui got on base more.
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    this guy is doing some awesome stats for my fantasy team!!!
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    Quote Originally Posted by love_that_reefer View Post
    I am pretty sure Berkman has a penis so yes he is a man.

    Yeah, and based on his 1.133 slugging percentage against your team this week, a really big one.
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    Re: Lance Berkman is a man!

    Basing penis size on numbers against the Giants is an easy thing to do. Every one would have big one.
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