2015 NFL Draft Thread

[Witlon]

New, separate thread, for posterity purposes.

The Gold Carpet show has begun and we're less than two hours from Tampa Bay being put on the clock.

[Witlon]

Dante Fowler is fucking styling. I would totally rock that suit.

[Witlon]

Dear Hammer,

You need to grow your hair out and style it like Breshad Perriman.

Yours truly,
Witlon

[Witlon]

Jim Kelly's daughter...completely bangable.

[Witlon]

David Shaw doing the draft for NFL Network tonight...

[Witlon]

Philly's offer for two is apparently: Fletcher Cox, Two Firsts, A Third and a myriad of other players.

They've been told to buzz off by TB and TEN, reportedly.

[Slyder]

This needs to go back to msg. There's just something different about a msg crowd for events.

[Witlon]

That place looks way too damn small to be holding such an event.

[Witlon]

9 mocks in the contest, everyone with Winston to TB.

[Witlon]

And absolutely nobody is shocked. Now for the intrigue.

[Witlon]

And Tennessee holds steady and Mariota, whether Goddell can pronounce it or not.

[Mach]

Mariato? Goodell you dumb fuck.

[Mach]

Thank you very much oh Mr. Mariato

[Witlon]

Update Mach Contest Scoring
Witlon 10
Slyder 10
UCFin 6
Schisno 8
Leo 8
Mach 10
Foam 10
Hammer 10
CJ 8

And the Jags pick is in.

[Trendy Bastard]

Goodell getting boo'd every pick will never get old