NFL Week 14: The One Where Witloon Intercepts Geno

[Witlon]

please tell me he agreed with the officials on the field, even though it was clear he was a yard short.

Nope, he said he would've marked it short.

Care to change your stance, now?

[Hammer]

no, they both suck, so if they take opposing views, one has to be right. in fact... to counteract them both... they shouldve called holding on someone and brought it back for no reason at all.

[Hammer]

it would be cool if jay cutler looked at alshon once or twice.

[Hammer]

predictable offense is predictable. the bears really suck.

[Hammer]

im glad they called a holding or block in the back on that, it wouldve pissed me off to cut the cowboys d late to watch them have a return td.

[Witlon]

Chris Conte is negative coverage. Get him off the field.

[Hammer]

i feel like if demarco hit an earlier hole there, he couldve gotten in the endzone. regardless, go dez!

[Hammer]

theres gavin escobar for you shitloon. now shut up.

[Witlon]

WHOOO GAVIN ESCOBAR THE MAN!

[Hammer]

you are a new level of awful jay cutler. where the fuck is alshon

[Hammer]

two awful throws to marquess wilson on back to back plays. id be much angrier if either of those plays was alshon.

[Hammer]

chris conte going back to the locker room with "a lack of skin tone/talent"

[Hammer]

ok, im good on demarco points. throw to dez a couple times, get him a touchdown... then i just gotta worry about alshon in garbage time.

[Hammer]

what the fuck beasley twice, escobar and now joseph fuckin randle? fuck you garrett.

[Hammer]

just gimme a goddamn alshon td, and ill call this night a relative success.