NFL Week 12: The Snow Job

[Hammer]

"- Colin Kaepernick will outscore Peyton Manning this week.
- Demariyus Thomas 30+ fantasy points (120 yards, 3 TD) today. "

aka, kaepernick is going to score ALL the fantasy points today. if demaryius has that kinda day, and kaepernick still outscores peyton... he'll be pretty close to outscoring himself for the entire season.

[Hammer]

Also, I wouldn't be shocked if Jonas Gray didn't touch the ball today. You don't fuck with Bellichick.

legarrette going for 150 and 2 scores today!

[Witlon]

*sigh*

TEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY! (Not expecting anything.)

[Witlon]

legarrette going for 150 and 2 scores today!

Against Detroit? More likely Vereen goes for 180 total and two scores.

[Witlon]

Vikings defer. Rodgers shall have the first touchdown of the day!

[Witlon]

Big return for former NY Jet Josh Cribbs!

[Hammer]

that didnt take long.

[Witlon]

First Sunday Touchdowns: 2014 Edition:
Week 1: Lamar Miller(MIA) vs. NE (4 yard pass from Ryan Tannehill) [NFL.com]/ Martellus Bennett vs. BUF (12 yard pass from Jay Cutler) [RedZone Channel]
Week 2: Matt Asiata (MIN) vs. NE (25 yard pass from Matt Cassel)
Week 3: Don Carey (DET) vs. GB (40 yard fumble recovery return)
Week 4: Mike Evans (TB) vs. PIT (7 yard pass from Mike Glennon)
Week 5: Chris Maragos (PHI) vs. STL (10 yard blocked punt return)
Week 6: Torrey Smith (BAL) vs. TB (15 yard pass from Joe Flacco)
Week 7: Jordy Nelson (GB) vs. CAR (59 yard pass from Aaron Rodgers)
Week 8: Devonta Freeman (ATL) vs. DET (4 yard pass from Matt Ryan) [London]/ Lance Kendricks (STL) vs. KC (1 yard pass from Austin Davis) [1PM]
Week 9: Tyler Patman (DAL) vs. ARI (58 yard interception return of Carson Palmer)
Week 10: Frank Gore (SF) vs. NO (4 yard run)
Week 11: Larry Donnell (NYG) vs. SF (19 yard pass from Eli Manning)
Week 12: Josh Huff (PHI) vs. TEN (107 yard kick return)

[Witlon]

that didnt take long.

Last week it was like 20 after.

[Hammer]

no hanson, lets never listen to joe buck.

[Hammer]

boom already has more points on the day than trent will score.

[Witlon]

Golden Taint, huh. Already better than last week.

[Hammer]

oh fuck you andrew.

[Witlon]

Vikings D holds on third down.

[Hammer]

nfl.com already fucking up.