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    NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    Also...the best player in the NFL has signed and will return next week! Hammer jinxes all of our fantasy defenses! Teddy continues to disappoint Witlon! Mike Glennon remains a bad mother fucker! Ray Lewis murders the English language! Joe Buck returns to football!

    All that and more...in just over 24 hours!

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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    And Witlon had cocaine in his coffee!
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    LeagueTeamyearsRecordWild CardDivisionPennantsTitles
    MSLSan Diego Padres2034-20592,217-1,9951631
    TBLArizona Diamondbacks2005-20181,216-1,0531963
    TSSLSan Diego Padres2015-2021, 2024-20281,017-9280732
    TSSLTexas Rangers2029-2033396-4140000

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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    The first one is definitely Hammer.

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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    because normally drinking heavily at 1pm on a Sunday would make me feel like an alcoholic.

    is my guess


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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    all of them. especially the masochist one.

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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    Panthers
    QB Cam Newton 0-1
    WR Kelvin Benjamin 18-0
    TE Greg Olsen 1-2
    DEF Carolina DST 0-4

    Saints
    QB Drew Brees 1-3
    RB Mark Ingram 2-2
    WR Marques Colston 0-2
    WR Brandin Cooks 11-1
    TE Jimmy Graham 4-1
    DEF Saints DST 0-1

    So bench Cooks and Benjamin safely, you know that Witlon's jinxing them.

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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    Ahhh, Drew Brees on the road. Always fun to watch.

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    really? He's not as good on the road.


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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mach View Post
    really? He's not as good on the road.
    If he was at home, he'd probably have 3 TD passes by now and I'd be bored.

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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    I'm already bored, think I'll take a nap


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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    Yay Brees.

    You're awesome.

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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo View Post
    It was all good seven weeks ago.

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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    Jonangelo Stilliams is due for an injury
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: NFL Week 9 - The Battle of Former #1 Overall Picks!

    And I blame Thursday for turning Breesus and Cam into Matt Schaub and Matt Flynn
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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