NFL 2014: Week 1

[Hammer]

the only team i had the spot for him was the 8 team league i drafted him initially in... i dumped helu for him. other than that, the 10 team league i did last night i have the spot for him... but right now we're in waivers til tomorrow morning, so thats all types of awful. i still gotta get a kicker and a defense in that league... but i have woodhead, hyde and benjamin that could be sacrificial, if i choose to grab gordon in that league. its non ppr, so woodhead is pretty worthless anyway, it was just the 15th round and he was still there, so i grabbed him.

and my 12 team leagues i dont have a spot at the moment.

[Hammer]

not many plays tonight... i have crosby and richard rodgers going in one league, and i have hauschka going in one league. nothing else of consequence throughout 6 leagues.

[Witlon]

I have pretty much everyone going in one league or another. And I'm sure I'm facing everyone in one league or another, as well.

[Witlon]

Fans are booing because they know Collinsworth is talking.

[Hammer]

i forgot that 2nd part, im out of touch with my fantasy football man.

i face beast mode in 2 leagues, percy harvin in 1, cobb in 1, crosby in 1, rodgers in 2... and thats it, it looks like.

[Hammer]

yes life is fucking awesome. i put a chicken in the oven at 7:25. i just went out to check it, as its about done.

i forgot to put the oven on. i have not eaten since 7:30 last night. kickoff better fucking start soon.

[Kingdom]

I think Arianna Grande should only sing nekkid.

[Hammer]

i was just thinking the same thing.

[Hammer]

hell, leave out the singing part too.

[Kingdom]

I'm ok with that too

[Hammer]

YES I SEE A BALL ON A TEE!

[Witlon]

*yawn* Hurry up and fucking kick it.

[Hammer]

fucking hauschka. fucking wind. lets go!

[Hammer]

kevin williams bouncing back and being an all pro... how unshocking would that be.

[Kingdom]

I drafted Earl Thomas in the money league I'm in cause of IDPs. I was the last person to really start drafting defensive guys but Thomas was my first pick, only because hammer predicted him to win defensive MVP. Then I found out he will return punts...hammer is my lord and savior now.